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(no subject) [Jul. 22nd, 2005|01:04 pm]
Pranks Anonymous

Hey I'm new to this community and I'll be a sophmore in highschool in September. We're going to have a new principal (who was the dean last year) because the old principal is becoming president (don't ask). Me and my friends want to play a few good pranks next year that we'll remember. Not that we don't remember every stupid thing we've done. I need some ideas. I already have a few but I don't know about the rest of the year. Any help? Oh and I go to an all girl private Catholic school, you wouldn't know it though.
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Prostitute egging [May. 27th, 2005|03:09 am]
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Hey kids,

I'm new to this community............but me and few friends in Indianapolis have found quite a few weird, stupid, and sometimes downright nasty, but funny things to do. Here's 2 of things we've done recently; that I thought you might like.

1. Egg prostitutes........you can check out my journal for details.
2. The "Pee in a spray bottle" experiment - this has 2 options. Option A.......spray pee on someone you hate......or Option B .....spray pee on random people's car door handles or places that ppl have to touch with their hands.
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(no subject) [Apr. 19th, 2005|07:31 pm]
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I'm new.

I don't really do pranks.

But I have some Ideas.

Vaseline on Doorknobs (and other places): If you don't know its on there and you touch it, its REALLY gross. Plus the person has to clean it and their hands off.

Two of my favorite things to say to random people is:

'Your socks untied.' and
'You dropped your pocket.'
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2005|10:24 pm]
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[mood |sleepysleepy]
[music |Bike-Pink Floyd]

Hehee! I'm new, and I love this community. Here's a bunch of really immature but fun stuff to do.

Ten things to do at a shopping center

10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"
9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A Fire Extinguisher or Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand a stack of under-pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".

3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.

2. Try trousers on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."

Twenty things to do at a drive-thru

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies.

6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time you pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles, glasses and fake beards with each pass.

7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.

8. Leave a big 4 litre bottle of ketchup on your dashboard. When asked if you would like ketchup with your meal, laugh sadistically for a few seconds, then adopt a serious expression and gesture to the bottle on your dashboard.

9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.

10. Drive up to the window. Then, without saying anything, produce a tape-measure. Measure all aspects of the window, make a note of the measurements in a notebook, then drive off.

11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"

12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No." Then wind up your window and just sit there staring straight ahead.

13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.

14. Order 10 large milkshakes. When they arrive, get out of your car, open the bonnet and pour 9 of the milkshakes into the oil filler. Place the remaining milkshake onto the pavement, and stare solemnly at it for three or four minutes with your head bowed. Then drive off. Circle the block for 1 minute, then drive back and do it again.

15. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies. Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but 'accidentally' drop it all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 minutes picking it all up, then when you have collected it all, pay by credit card.

16. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else you have in your car (including friends and family members).

17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.

18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.

19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.

20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

Random things to do on an elevator

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask
"Got enough air in there?"
STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall
without getting off.
WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open
GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call
you Admiral.
MEOW occasionally.
STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:
"You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
SAY -DING at each floor.
SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button,
STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce:
"I have new socks on."
WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your
TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers: "This is my personal space."
WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on
the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and
go back for more.
ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the
wrong ones.
HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After
a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day
DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up,
then scream: "That's mine!"
BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
and exits with the Passengers.
SWAT at flies that don't exist.
CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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(no subject) [Feb. 15th, 2005|10:32 pm]
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This reposted entry is for my newer livejournal friends. It's from May 8, 2004.

Shut up.
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Stop the Press [Feb. 15th, 2005|10:18 pm]
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This entry has been posted as a courtesy to you. lancekagar
has joined this group.
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(no subject) [Jan. 14th, 2005|02:40 pm]
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I need some help. Someone (I'm pretty sure I know who it is) signed my email address up to all these newsletters and crap and now I get tons of junk mail in my email. I was wondering if there are any places you know that will spam the crap out of you if they get your email address? thanks
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(no subject) [Dec. 23rd, 2004|04:09 pm]
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more pranks...

go to wal-mart or target or or or..... and find an intercom phone at one of the counters that isn't is service, start saying stuff like you're talking to someone or say hello a lot, my frined did this and when a lady that worked there came up she said, "stop that, put it down!" and in the phone he yelled "NO!" it was hilarious till we were kicked out by security but still good laughs.

go to a similar place and get those rubber balls that are in those big containers, throw them over aisles and at people and go crazy,

get a cart and fill it up with stuff, i did little girls clothing, gasoline container, toys, gatoraid, tire, welcome mat... and then tip it over sideways in a busy aisle.

typically works at wal-mart: go to one of those roll back things with the rpice on it, if you take the tile out it will be like a flip book of numbers a letters and change the prices dramatically and people get really pissed.

go to a public place (mall, wal-mart, target, whatev) and find someone who's alone or a couple that doesn't have ahuge guy that looks mean haha, and start walking circles around them or whoever you choose and keep doing it while they shop, or ask them the same question walk away and keep coming back and asking it hahaha
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2004|06:56 am]
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ok, my coworkers, and friends and i play pranks on each other almost constantly. so ill prolly be making posts more often. heres one such story

well, in high school (10 years ago, lol) i discovered a chemical called "methylene blue". its a chemical used to kill aquarium fungus or something. harmless to people from what i read. anyway, its a really really powerful dye as well. like, a couple drops in a bucket of water, and you got really blue water. well, if someone ingests a very small amount of this chemical, it pretty much stains their liver for a day, and depending on how much they ingest, and how much water they drink, their pee will come out blue or green. green if they dont drink enough water and not enough of the chem, blue if they do. well, i was in art club, and every year wed spend the money we made from painting windows in town for sales and holidays and such, on art supplies and a trip to the coast. wed rent a beach house for a few days. thered be about 25 - 30 of us including chaperones. with that many people, theres alot of food that needs cookin. and of course no one wants to cook em all, so everyone has to be involved with at least one meal. my buddies and i volunteer for the first meal: sloppy juans. sloppy juans is sloppy joes, but with a shit ton of cayenne pepper in it. this of course is going to make everyone very thirsty. so we of course, supplied many pitchers of grape koolaid...special grape koolaid. no one asked why it was blue, and of course, no one asked why it made their tongue blue, its frickin koolaid, it does that
after a few hours, you could cut the tention in the air with a knife. something was bothering everyone, but no one was willing to talk about it. another hour goes by and one of the chaperones finally cracks "anyone else pissin blue?!" and everyone else let out a collective sigh of release that they were not alone in what was happening to them.

we got in trouble of course, but it was SO worth it.

i and my freinds have repeated this prank on many occasions.

now, if you plan on trying it out, dont go nuts with it, a couple drops in a can of coke, and they may taste it. so, if you plan on hangin out with someone a while, and you know they drink alot of pop, try a drop a can over the course of a day. whatever you put it in, has to be pretty flavorful, water of course will not cover the taste. i recomend trying it on yourself to test it out to test the waters so to speak. plus its fun seein your piss green when you know its comin, lol. of course, if you dont know its comin, it may come as a shock, lol.
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2004|09:58 pm]
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So I was on a routine rampage through livejournal and came across this community that has a small handful of members yet is still thriving, so I joined it. Why? Because I am queen of my world when it comes to pulling and planning pranksppppppp.

I have a whole mess of pranks to share, but I'll just post one or two at a time.

My name's Fawn, by the way.

My latest prank was going to walmart, taking a bunch of pregnancy tests and sneaking them into couples' carts while they weren't looking.

My favorite prank is the 'egg hunt.' This works best in dorms. I was living on the computer science floor and our arch rival was the photographer floor. So we talked them into an egg hunt. We took 24 eggs and labeled them 1-36 and hid them. They searched for weeks after the hunt ended :D

A similar prank my friends played at their high school (which sprung the egg hunt idea) was they'd released two chickens labeled 2 and 3, leaving teachers and the principal to believe there was still one more... and they'd throw chicken feathers around once in a while to keep them searching.

dooda doo dadoo the end.
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